What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 01:05

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service